The Man from

Joe's Bar & Grill

The Autobiography of Christopher Marc Nemelka


What I have written so far about my life is a compilation of my initial thoughts as I contemplate writing my autobiography. There are all kinds of grammatical and spelling errors ... a whole bunch of profanity ... and a lot of holes yet to fill in the narrative. The words and contextual presentation of my autobiography will change over time as editors review my writing and adjust it properly. I want to make sure that the information I give about my life in my own words is clear, correct, and most importantly, the Real Truth™.