COMING SOON ...



COMING SOON ...


COFFEE WITH CHRIS.


TOPIC: LET ME BE YOUR JESUS—WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WERE JESUS.


The first thing I would do, if I were Jesus:


I would burn that great city of Los Angeles, California with fire, and the inhabitants thereof.


And behold, that great city of New York I would cause to be sunk in the depths of the sea, and the inhabitants thereof to be drowned.


And behold, that great city of Las Vegas, Nevada, I would cover with earth, and the inhabitants thereof, to hide their iniquities and their abominations from before my face, that the blood of the prophets and the saints shall not come any more unto me against them.


And behold, the cities of Chicago, Cleveland, and Nashville I would cause to be sunk, and the inhabitants thereof to be buried up in the depths of the earth;


Yea, and the city of Seattle and the inhabitants thereof, and the city of Portland and the inhabitants thereof, and the city of San Fransisco and the inhabitants thereof; and waters I would cause to come up in the stead thereof, to hide their wickedness and abominations from before my face, that the blood of the prophets and the saints shall not come up any more unto me against them.


And behold, the city of Dallas, and the city of Austin, even all of the cities in the State of Texas, and the city of San Diego, and the city of Beverly Hills, even all of the cities in the State of California all these I would cause to be sunk, and I would make hills and valleys in the places thereof; and the inhabitants thereof I would bury up in the depths of the earth, to hide their wickedness and abominations from before my face, that the blood of the prophets and the saints should not come up any more unto me against them.


And behold, that great city Washington, D.C., which is inhabited by the politicians of the earth, I would cause to be burned with fire because of their sins and their wickedness, which are above all the wickedness of the whole earth, because of their secret murders and combinations; for it was they that did destroy the peace of my people and the government of the land; therefore I would cause them to be burned, to destroy them from before my face, that the blood of the prophets and the saints should not come up unto me any more against them.


And behold, the city of Salt Lake, and the cities of Provo and Orem, and the city of Lehi, and the city of Draper, all in the State of Utah, I would cause to be burned with fire, and the inhabitants thereof, because of their wickedness in casting out the prophets, and stoning those whom I did send to declare unto them concerning their wickedness and their abominations.


And because they did cast them all out, that there were none righteous among them, I would send down fire and destroy them, that their wickedness and abominations might be hid from before my face, that the blood of the prophets and the saints whom I sent among them might not cry unto me from the ground against them.


And many great destructions would I cause to come upon the United States of America, and upon this people, because of their wickedness and their abominations.


Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I would do, if I were Jesus.


Oh, wait a darn minute!


That's EXACTLY what the LDS/Mormon Jesus did to the ancient people of the Americas!


Damn, the Mormon Jesus beat me to the punch!


That's okay.


I'll just do what Jesus would do when he finally came in his true power and glory, during the Second Coming of Jesus ... that already happened in ancient America, according to the Mormons ... Yeah, I'll do exactly what he did!


Yep,


LET ME BE YOUR JESUS.


I'll explain more during the next COFFEE WITH CHRIS.