No one knows my history.



NO ONE KNOWS MY HISTORY. BELIEVE NOTHING THAT YOU READ OR HEAR ABOUT ME, AND ONLY HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE WITH YOUR OWN EYES.


I will keep this Facebook® account for one purpose, and one purpose only:


To counter all the bullshit written about me and published on the Internet.


It is our hope that establishing and keeping this Facebook® account will provide a researcher of my life with an option other than the bullshit published about me on the Internet. There was no other purpose for this account. I posted a lot of things in order to get people thinking.


From now on, anyone interested in what I think and who I am is going to have to visit my website.


All of the books that the Real Illuminati® asked me to help publish, so that the world would have their information, are found on this website:


I have been instructed to write an autobiography. I am in the process of writing it. It will not become a published book, but will remain on my personal website, protected by a server owned by the Real Illuminati®.


If you want to know the Real Truth™ about my life, then read my history that ONLY I KNOW.


Because my own children are afraid of me (and well they should be, because I am their True Messenger too, and I no longer put up with any drama, bullshit, and especially not meanness), I have dedicated my autobiography to my grandchildren ... But it's really for honest researchers, because my name is had for good and evil among all nations, kindreds, and tongues, or it is both good and evil spoken of among all people.


My critics read the above and think, "What an arrogant ass! He thinks that people are going to read what he writes. Very few pay attention to anything that he says."


To these, I say:


The Real Illuminati®'s most recent book, A New American Scripture—How and Why the Real Illuminati® Created the Book of Mormon, will eventually become the premier study guide for anyone wanting to understand how and why ALL religious writings, of ANY kind, of ANY religion were created. The evidence given in this book is THAT POWERFUL.


And then there are the idiots who accuse me of taking money without working. REALLY!?


Yes, I depend on the generosity of a few friends for food, clothing, and whatever else is sufficient for my needs. But if the facts were researched properly, one would find that it was because of me, and the many, many hours that I put in to defend Denton Theide and his company, Filtagreen International, LLC, that Denton was saved from losing millions of dollars.


I HAVE MORE THAN EARNED EVERY PENNY THAT I ALLOW OTHERS TO GIVE ME!


Those who donate to my life do so because of what the work that I do has done for their life. (And I do NOT solicit for donations of any kind. Those who support the work that I do, have found that nothing on this earth is worth more than this work ... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!)


And if you do not think that writing the following books for the Real Illuminati® is A LOT OF WORK, then you're a friggin idiot!


https://www.realilluminati.org/the-true-history-of-religion


https://www.realilluminati.org/a-new-american-scripture...


https://www.realilluminati.org/one-people-one-world-one...


https://www.realilluminati.org/pentateuch-illuminated


https://www.realilluminati.org/human-reality


https://www.realilluminati.org/666-mark-of-america


https://www.realilluminati.org/the-sealed-portion


https://www.realilluminati.org/the-book-of-lehi


https://www.realilluminati.org/without-disclosing-my-true...


https://www.realilluminati.org/the-book-of-isaiah


https://www.realilluminati.org/the-book-of-malachi


https://www.realilluminati.org/the-fullness-of-the...


https://www.realilluminati.org/sacred-not-secret


https://www.christophernemelka.com/man-from-joes-bar


... As well as ALL of The Humanity Party®'s information, and ALL of the blogs associated with a Marvelous Work and a Wonder®


... No, you're a FUCKING IDIOT!


But anyways ... The work that I have done and do speaks for itself.


I have taken the time to research my name on the Internet to find out about myself—Christopher Marc Nemelka.


Wow! According to what is written about me, I am one crazy-ass dude!


(But no one can deny that I'm sexier than Jesus ... Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!)


NOTHING I have found published on the Internet, written by ANYONE or from ANY source, is the Real Truth™ about me.


Not even close!


I could spend the rest of my life suing these fools for defamation—slander and libel. But what good would it do? It would be a waste of time and money.


I no longer have any interest in reading anything else that is published about me, nor will I pay attention to anything that is said or might be said about me. Again, the work I do and have done speaks for itself and of whom I am.


Well was it said to me and my predecessor, Joseph Smith, Jr., by our recruiters:


"Your name should be had for good and evil among all nations, kindreds, and tongues, or that it should be both good and evil spoken of among all people."


Unfortunately, and VERY unfairly for anyone who shares my birth name, in the future my name will be the most prominent Nemelka name in any search that includes our shared last name.


And it is true, because of the bad things that are written about me, fools will think bad things about our shared name, possibly about you, although most Nemelkas have never met me or had anything to do with me.


(And I am quite certain that most Nemelka views, opinions, and beliefs are VERY different from my own ... QUITE CERTAIN!)


Those who write good things about me are not any closer to the Real Truth™ about me than those who write bad things about me.


I have asked those who sincerely follow the work that I do to ONLY write about themselves and, when they mention my name, tell only of their PERSONAL dealings with me in the flesh, in person, dealing with me one-on-one, face-to-face.


If you have never met me, and are saying things about me, PLEASE SHUT THE "F" UP! You have no right to give an opinion about a man whom you have never met. Or, you can take the challenge and meet me in a public venue, where your face and countenance and mine are seen together.


Talk about me to my face.


I won't hit you, like most men would like to do to me.


I'll just smile at you, hoping that whoever sees our personal interaction will be able to tell the stark difference between me and you. And when one listens to us speak about what we know, it will become quite obvious who the foolish, crazy dude really is!


I was informed that a guy, Matthew Wheeler, who posts what he believes to be things that are open-minded about religion in an effort to unite people, was challenged to gather 10 of the men whom he thinks are the most influential and logical about religion and spiritualism, for a public meeting with me (being one of the 10) ... over the Internet, like the Zoom platform.


Yeah, it ain't gonna happen.


Wheeler is about as open-minded when it comes to religion as my sphincter is when I haven't taken a shit for a week! Dudes like Wheeler care about having followers and not causing waves. This is where guys like this get their value. However, NOTHING that they do convinces anyone to change the bullshit of their current belief system—all of which are destroying peace on Earth.


I've reviewed his "stuff." What a bunch of bullshit! Without religion—all of which ... AGAIN, ALL OF WHICH is foolishness—Wheeler wouldn't have anything to talk about.


Anyone can post things that others want to see and create a following. But try posting the Real Truth™ that confounds what people believe, and see how well you're liked. Yeah, I'm liked a lot! Not!


(However, Mr. Matthew Wheeler, the challenge has been given. Organize the meeting. I saw the conversation you were having with one of my mentors. And I repeat, Good luck! I would destroy the other nine men with logic, reason, and the Real Truth™. These other men will find this out if they research anything about me from the sources I have given above. I don't need to do any research about any person with whom I would discuss reality. They're all the same. Fools who know not, and know not that they know not.)


Unlike people like Wheeler, who present themselves as sincere and loving, I do not play around with people's emotions any longer. I tell the Real Truth™ about how things REALLY are.


(Yep, I am fulfilling the Real Illuminati®'s written prophecy about a guy with "a sharp two-edge sword coming out of his mouth." But I am sexier than this guy on a white horse ... see my naked picture riding on a white horse. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!)


Yes, it is true. I use profanity and pretended arrogance to piss off my critics and enemies. I can control their emotions better than they can.


But anyways ...


The Real Truth™ appears arrogant, unkind, and relentlessly offensive. (That's why they call it a "sharp two-edged sword.")


When (sincere) followers mention the work in which I am involved, I have pleaded with them to explain what this work has done for them personally.


Here are a few of their stories.


If one were to study the life and times of Joseph Smith, Jr.—the guy who everyone is deceived into believing is responsible for Mormonism—one would find that NOTHING that is written about him, either by those who believe in him or those who don't, is true ... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!


Joseph Smith, Jr. NEVER told the Real Truth™ about himself or the work in which he was involved. One can find a lot of evidence that Joseph Smith NEVER disclosed his true identity, and that had he told his followers the Real Truth™ about what he was doing and how he was doing it, they would have killed him. (Research it yourself.)


Joseph Smith was working under the direction of the Real Illuminati®, the same group from which I receive information and direction ... THE EXACT SAME GROUP.


They warned both of us:


"Your name should be had for good and evil among all nations, kindreds, and tongues, or that it should be both good and evil spoken of among all people."


If Joseph Smith were alive today, and given the chance to meet with his critics, he would make ALL OF THEM look like the fools that they are ... EVERY ONE OF THEM, including all the LDS/Mormon scholars and believers.


I would do the same to mine.


I couldn't care less what this world thinks about me.


I couldn't care less what my family and friends think about me.


Well was it written about the character whose name I bear:


"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


"For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.


"And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household."


—Matthew 10:34–36


And this is for a few of my former supporters, who I now see as my critics and enemies because of the lies they tell about WHY they are no longer involved with me personally:


"He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." (Matthew 10:37.)


No, I don't believe in God. I don't believe in any religion.


I believe in Real Truth™—things as they REALLY are and things as they REALLY were in the past.


I know "the great and marvelous things which have been hid up from the foundation of the world from you."


EVERYTHING that I know "persuadeth men to do good."


"Come unto me, O ye [foolish ones], and I will show unto you the greater things, the knowledge which is hid up because of unbelief." (BOM, Ether 4:13.)


Men do not know what I know because they are not good. ALL MEN are pretty much fucked up! And there's no "But anyways" about this!


From this day forward, all that I know will ONLY be revealed on my own website.


Sheri Anne Nemelka (sanemelka@gmail.com) is taking over this social media account.


Thanks for your help Sheri!


www.christophernemelka.com